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Beating the employment trap : A Joke

Bill Gates organized an interview to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One of them is Jose from Kerala Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Jose says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Jose says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays. Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Jose says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Jose says to himself, 'I do not speak one wo

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THE ANT PHILOSOPHY

Over the years, I’ve been teaching kids about a simple but powerful concept: the Ant Philosophy. I think everybody should study ants. They have an amazing four-part philosophy. Here is the first part: Ants never quit. That’s a good philosophy. If they’re headed somewhere and you try to stop them, they’ll look for another way. They’ll climb over. They’ll climb under. They’ll climb around. They keep looking for another way. What a neat philosophy—to never quit looking for a way to get where you’re supposed to go. Second, ants think winter all summer. That’s an important perspective. You can’t be so naive as to think summer will last forever. So ants gather their winter food in the middle of summer. An ancient story says, “Don’t build your house on the sand in the summer.” Why do we need that advice? Because it is important to think ahead. In the summer, you’ve got to think storm. You’ve got to think rocks as you enjoy the sand and sun. The third part of the Ant Philosophy is that ants th

Easter Greetings

May the Risen Lord Jesus bless you all with good health peace joy happiness and grant each one of you, your heart's desire. May He cover you with His precious blood which He shed for us on cross and keep each one of you safe from all evil and danger. May His wounds and stripes bring physical and spiritual healing to you and May the Holy Spirit of Jesus, the advocate, counselor and spirit of life, dwell in each one of you drawing you closer to Him day by day. Happy Easter, may God bless us...

Story

A turtle family went on a picnic.. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outings.Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found it. For about six months theycleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements.Then they discovered the had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years passed-- and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years.. Then in the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he wa