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RESUME  EDUCATION /Qualification:  1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh ,  1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College , Cambridge ,  1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge , 1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience  : Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59; Reader, Economics, 1959-63;  Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;  Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi,1969-71 ; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and   Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant  Working Experience/ POSITIONS  : 1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade  1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance 1976-80: Director, Re...

Office Language.... ... 1.."We will do it" means" You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means" More work will be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means" We have not yet started working it" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means" Its not getting done, At least not till tomorrow!" 5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means" I have already decided, I will tell you what to do. 6."There was a slight miscommunication" means" We lied" 7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means" I have no time to talk now" 8."We can always do it" means" We cannot do it on time" 9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "We screwed up, we cannot deliver on time." 10."We had slight differences of opinion "means" We fought" 11....

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....( 98 MARKS ) a) Fron...