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Office Language.... ... 1.."We will do it" means" You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means" More work will be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means" We have not yet started working it" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means" Its not getting done, At least not till tomorrow!" 5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means" I have already decided, I will tell you what to do. 6."There was a slight miscommunication" means" We lied" 7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means" I have no time to talk now" 8."We can always do it" means" We cannot do it on time" 9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "We screwed up, we cannot deliver on time." 10."We had slight differences of opinion "means" We fought" 11....

This is said to be among the greatest paradox Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees. The student struck a deal saying, "I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court". Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days. Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves. The teacher put forward his argument saying: "If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money". Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying: "If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don...

My Thesis topic is developing " An AGENT BASED SYSTEM FOR QUALITY ASSURANCE". The main aim of the work is to develop a agent based system for quality control. with increasing level of competition there is need for higher level of quality .The quality requirement as also changed from micron to nano level of percision. Not only the individual who perform the task need to be perfect but also the machine, process which perform the task need to be perfect.To achieve this continue montoring of the performance data is required. With the developement of the ERP based system it is possible to acquire online data for quality related analysis. The aim of the work is to develop and agent based sytem used for the such type of quality Analyis related activity which will help the decision maker so that higher quality standards can be achieved.

v Strengthen the Public Distribution System by universalizing it; restore the cut in food grain allocations to the states under the PDS; include 15 essential commodities including pulses, edible oil, and sugar in the PDS. v Put curbs on procurement of foodgrains from farmers by private companies and traders.v Ban futures trading in 25 agricultural commodities as proposed by the Parliamentary Standing Committee on Food, Consumer Affairs and Public Distribution. v Cut customs and excise duties on oil and reduce retail prices of petrol and diesel. v Take stringent action against hoarding of essential commodities; strengthen the provisions of the Essential Commodities Act to empower state governments to deal with hoarding and black-marketing. v The present requirement of declaration of stocks of foodgrains of 50,000 tonnes and above held in godowns and warehouses should be lowered to 10,000 tonnes.end

1. Some Basic definitions.. Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks. Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback... Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is... Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is. Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen. Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot. Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.) Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time.... Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep. Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?...