My Scribles

posting in the blog has reduced because my internet network is very busy that some that time it will not permit to connect to the blogger because of which i am not able post new materials and photos....

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) 3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) 4. Can you cry under water? (let me try) 5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else) 6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) 8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes) 9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch) 10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) 11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments) 12. If a person suffered from amnesia ...

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Office Language.... ... 1.."We will do it" means" You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means" More work will be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means" We have not yet started working it" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means" Its not getting done, At least not till tomorrow!" 5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means" I have already decided, I will tell you what to do. 6."There was a slight miscommunication" means" We lied" 7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means" I have no time to talk now" 8."We can always do it" means" We cannot do it on time" 9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "We screwed up, we cannot deliver on time." 10."We had slight differences of opinion "means" We fought" 11....

This is said to be among the greatest paradox Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees. The student struck a deal saying, "I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court". Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days. Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves. The teacher put forward his argument saying: "If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money". Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying: "If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don...