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Missile Art....Taken by high resolution camera

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DUST ARTIST ..... SEE THE DRAWINGS....

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Why India is in trouble....

Population: 100 crore 9 crore retired 30 crore in state Govt;17 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don't work) 1 crore IT professional (don't work for India 25 crore in school 1 crore are under 5 years 15 crore unemployed 1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail

HOLI....

As the brief spring warms the landscape, northern India cuts loose for a day of hijinx and general hilarity. The festival of Holi is celebrated on the day after the full moon in early March every year. Originally a festival to celebrate good harvests and fertility of the land, Holi is now a symbolic commemmoration of a legend from Hindu Mythology. The story centres around an arrogant king who resents his son Prahlada worshipping Lord Vishnu. He attempts to kill his son but fails each time. Finally, the king's sister Holika who is said to be immune to burning, sits with the boy in a huge fire. However, the prince Prahlada emerges unscathed, while his aunt burns to death. Holi commemorates this event from mythology, and huge bonfires are burnt on the eve of Holi as its symbolic representation. This exuberant festival is also associated with the immortal love of Krishna and Radha, and hence, Holi is spread over 16 days in Vrindavan as well as Mathura - the two cities with which Lord K

HOLI

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<<<<<< AVOID ARTIFICAL COLOUR DURING HOLI CELEBRATION because it is harmfu l to the body as well as to the environment >>>>

Secret of happy Married Life.

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy marriedlife?"Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respectto each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."X asked, "Can you explain?"Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as mywife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other'sdecisions."Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amountto save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etcare decided by my wife. I just agree to it"X asked, "Then what is your role?"Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whetherAmerica should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction overZimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkarshould retire etc

Have you ever seen a WATER BRIDGE . ...OVER A RIVER? !!!

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Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe! Water Bridge in Germany ... What a feat! Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is engineering! This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe . It joins the former East and West Germany , as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin . The photo was taken on the day of inauguration. To those who appreciate engineering projects, here's a puzzle for you armchair engineers and physicists. Did that bridge have to be designed to withstand the additional weight of ship and barge traffic, or just the weight of the water? (answer below) Answer: It only needs to be designed to withstand the weight of the water! Why? A ship always displaces an amount of water that weighs the same as the ship, Regardless of how heavily a ship may be loaded.

Jokes

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband

Diffculties i faced to get voter's identity card.

This is a true story happened to me recently. my family have appilied for new voter identity card in trivandrum north consistency of loksabha. All the people where asked to submit the appilication. Then all the people are asked to come to village office with relevant document. the number who turnedup for the hearing was huge and there was no adequate staff and facility in the office to do the same. some how my family manged to get through all sought of the hearing . we alll have filled the form in the same manner and shown the same document for support. finally they taken the photo and given a memeo card and send us saying they will give the card in two month . after two month in march 2008 i went to collect the material. i found that every information in the card is wrong. there are 3 address given for 4 memeber of the same family who have shown same document as support. More over the quality of the Card issued was very poor. i have seen that the certain college and hospital use lamin

Jokes

Population A Teacher lecturing on population -In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her ~~~~~~~~~ Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever ~~~~~~~~ A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies .

Check The Art BElow for cartoon of six great Men...

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New Microsoft office On wheel.--- In Bangalore....

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Fine Piece Of Art

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Golden Words of Hitler

When u r in light, everything will follow u. But when u enter dark, even your own shadow will not follow uthat is life God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines. Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're getting. People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. You can't have everything - where would you put it? Laugh and the world ignore you. Crying doesn't help either. God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him. Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting. Never trust a person who isn't having at least one crisis. Goodness is the only investment that never fails. The only thing lazy people

When U R lost In INDIA and Want to find Where u R ....

scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,then a fourth andthey start arguing about who s right - you are in Kolkata. scenario 2 two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks on – that’s Mumbai. scenario 3 two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &tries to makepeace. the first two get together & beat him up - that’s Delhi . scenario 4 two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guycomes along andquietly opens a chai stall - that s Ahmadabad. scenario 5 two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stopbecause of a bug in the program. that s Bangalore . scenario 6 two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guycomes along and quietly says "anna, dont fight for all this nonsense". peace comes in - that s Chennai. scenario 7 two guys are fighting. both of them take time out andcall their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you

Nothing is impossible!!!!!

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Be Creative Nothing is impossible

Happy News

it is happy to inform that this is my 75th post in my blog.in this occasion i am also glad to inform that our Ist Semester Pg result are published and the happiest new is that all the six class mates of stream have passed the exam in an excellent manner. I take this Opportunity to thank the god and all my staff memeber who have teached us and helped us to get through the examination.

Historic Vcitory for CPI(M) in Tripura

Press Release The Central Committee of the CPI(M) warmly greets the people of Tripura who have created history. First by 92 per cent polling which is a record for the country and then delivering more than 80 per cent of the seats to the CPI(M) and the Left Front. The Left Front has won 49 out of the 60 seats in the assembly compared to 41 in the last assembly. The stage has been set for the sixth Left Front government in the state.The Central Committee congratulates the CPI(M) and Left Front cadres and activists for their remarkable success. Due to the outstanding record of the Left Front government, all sections of the working people, tribal and non-tribal and even supporters of the Congress have extended support to the Party. The people have rejected the opportunist alliance of the Congress with the extremist INPT.The Central Committee is confident that the new Left Front government will continue the work of developing the state and raising the living standards of the people.

attack on CPI(M) headquarter

Press Statement Attack on Central Committee Office CondemnedThe Polit Bureau of the CPI(M) strongly condemns the planned attack on its national headquarters by the BJP-RSS. The Central Committee meeting of the Party was in session at that time. Four Central Committee members and other office staff were injured in the attack. The attackers brought stones alongwith them and damaged the office building and vehicles parked outside. This unprovoked violence should be condemned by all political parties and such attacks can have no place in our politics. The few policemen who were there on the spot did nothing much to control the situation.The Polit Bureau of the CPI(M) demand that the BJP-RSS persons who were involved in this dastardly attack should be immediately arrested.

finally M.Tech Result came...

after long wait of 11 month our first semester exam result of M.tech Examination conducted by kerala university has finally arrived on friday... this is the first i am having such a long wait for a result to come....

Story

A Sheikh was admitted at the Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.Finally a malayalee named Rajappan Trichur ,Kerala was located who had a similar type of blood. Rajappan willingly donated his blood for the Sheikh. After the surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan asappreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a Million Dinars. Once again the Sheikh had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned Rajappan who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets. Rajappan was shocked to see that the Sheikh this time did not reciprocate Rajappan's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Sheikh

Car operating system

Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?" Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire. In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door. He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams. Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane. A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed. All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died. Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell." Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please." Messeng

some facts

Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying. Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens. How amazing!! A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 minutes.

One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash. 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it. 9. True friends stab you in the front. 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and s

Aussie media targets Harbhajan again

Trouble seems to be chasing Harbhajan Singh with the feisty off-spinner alleged to have made monkey gestures towards the crowd at the Sydney Cricket Ground during India's victory in the first tri-series final on Sunday. Local media reported that Harbhajan apparently motioned as if to scratch his armpits with both hands in the same manner fans did to taunt Andrew Symonds in the one-day series in India last year. The Sydney Morning Herald claimed to have a picture of Harbhajan making the gesture.