My Scribles

posting in the blog has reduced because my internet network is very busy that some that time it will not permit to connect to the blogger because of which i am not able post new materials and photos....

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) 3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) 4. Can you cry under water? (let me try) 5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else) 6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) 8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes) 9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch) 10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) 11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments) 12. If a person suffered from amnesia

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